turdoor 

Locked with a turlock, opened with a turkey.

Turkey -> Turlock+turdoor = Unlocked turdoor

turdoor by Safe in Butter April 21, 2011

turdocracy 

This is a government that is intentionally abusive towards the persons autocratically governed; literally, a government that acts like a turd.

Gen. Benjamin F. Butler's military rule over New Orleans is a classical example of a turdocracy in action with its arbitrariness and studied offensiveness: he was a steaming turd in every way.

turdocracy by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 22, 2005

Turdworthy 

Preferred literature of defecation.

I have found that the Readers Digest is a highly turdworthy publication, the articles aren't too long.

Turdworthy by Carson Giles March 16, 2008

turdbortion 

1. the mixture of an abortion and a turd.

2.the result of a perfectly good radio show abandoned by it's host and hijacked by an obnoxious dwarf.

(Word coined by “Zorback_the_greek”, Definition created by “nick from jersey”)

God, when Danny Bonaduce tried to take over the Adam Carolla show he really turned the show into a turdbortion.

turdbortion by As-hole January 7, 2008

turdcorn 

the undigested remnants of whole kernels of corn found in human excrement

with nothing to read in the bathroom, David idly passed the time by counting turdcorns ....

turdcorn by gourmando February 19, 2004

turdbortion 

Combination turd and abortion, something so awful and worthless simply calling it a turd gives it far too much dignity. an awful clusterfuck of the worst possible kind.

that show on the radio was the worst radio i've ever heard, it was a real turdbortion.

turdbortion by TheYellowDart January 6, 2008

turdfork 

n. an object that is unnecessary and utterly unpleasant. 2. something useless and/or distasteful

James is really proud of his vintage U2 poster, but I think it's kind of a turdfork.

turdfork by Nohono July 24, 2011