turdfork Share definition Flag n. an object that is unnecessary and utterly unpleasant. 2. something useless and/or distasteful James is really proud of his vintage U2 poster, but I think it's kind of a turdfork. turdfork by Nohono July 24, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the turdfork mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch