turd waffle

a turd that is placed into a waffle maker then made into a waffle.

I made a turd waffle then ate it.

by the big nutcracker May 13, 2005

turd waffle

when you rapidly shit on someones chest, causing the diarrhea to enter all holes of the human body :)

Chaz: I just turd waffled my aunt!

Ricky: you lucky bastard ive been dying to turd waffle her for weeks!

by napoleon bitch;) May 17, 2011