Beerpal-tunnel syndrome
Beerpal-tunnel syndrome by jonesberger October 8, 2018
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Car Pool Tunnel Syndrome
When three or more people are riding in a car and they drive through a tunnel, all the windows are rolled down and everyone screams out the windows all the way through the tunnel. Their shrieking reverberates off the walls of the tunnel causing quite a ruckus.
Bum #1: Listen to those damn fools yelling out their windows!
Bum#2: They can't help it, Earl. I think they got that disease.
Bum #1: What disease, Fred?
Bum #2: That there Car Pool Tunnel Syndrome.
Bum #1: You're a fucking idiot, Fred.
Bum#2: They can't help it, Earl. I think they got that disease.
Bum #1: What disease, Fred?
Bum #2: That there Car Pool Tunnel Syndrome.
Bum #1: You're a fucking idiot, Fred.
Car Pool Tunnel Syndrome by theinstigator September 22, 2016
ikearpal tunnel syndrome
The arthritic fatigue or hand and joint pain specifically felt during and after construction/assembly of IKEA furnitue, directly caused by the use of awkward tools at impossible angles.
Pronunciation: "eye-key-are-pull"
Pronunciation: "eye-key-are-pull"
My typing was for crap the day after my wife went on a shopping spree at IKEA - the ikearpal tunnel syndrome set in sometime after the third önÿttïg säk.
ikearpal tunnel syndrome by markfromhouston April 19, 2009
Fapal Tunnel Syndrome
A noticeable disformity of one or more of the hands giving the appearance that one is holding an invisible penis. The condition is developed over time from excessive, repetitive sessions of fapping and jacking oneself off. Not to be confused with Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
After graduating college with a useless degree, Scott lived in his parent's basement where he watched porn and fapped himself multiple times a day. After a year of this deviant behavior, he developed a severe case of fapal tunnel syndrome and south the help of a neurologist.
Fapal Tunnel Syndrome by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017
carpool tunnel syndrome
Temporary, post 9/11 restriction imposed by the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey requiring all cars entering the Holland and Lincoln Tunnels during rush hour to have more than one occupant. This caused NYC-bound drivers to pull up to complete strangers at NJ bus stops and ask if they wanted a ride into the city. Sharing of tolls was optional.
Bus stop standee 1: "Did that dude in the Mercedes just ask you if you wanted a ride into the city?"
Bus stop standee 2: "Yeah. Must be carpool tunnel syndrome. I might have accepted, if he didn't have a boner."
Bus stop standee 2: "Yeah. Must be carpool tunnel syndrome. I might have accepted, if he didn't have a boner."
carpool tunnel syndrome by Webster, Merry M. August 12, 2011
Carpet tunnel syndrome
After reading erotic emails from a "friend", I realized that all my chronic masturbating left me with carpet tunnel syndrome.
Carpet tunnel syndrome by Beckett17 January 31, 2009