| 1. | Syphil-Gonor-herpell-Aids | ||
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Gonorrhea, Chlamydia, Syphilis, Trichomonas, Human papillomavirus (HPV), Genital herpes, Hepatitis B and C, Hiv and Aids. a person with multiple STD's, and multiple symptoms. most prostitutes and whores acquire this. glenasha went to the clinic again!!!!! somone told me she has Syphil-Gonor-herpell-Aids!!!!!!
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| 2. | dickamonas | ||
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An STD in a woman who returns to the hospital, repeatedly with the same vaginal infection, because the dick she is having sex with has not been treated. (Related to Trichomonas which is the offending parasite) After the woman had been re-infected repeatedly and had informed her "fiancee" each time that he needed to be treated, it was determined that she was suffering from dickamonas. A condition best treated by abstaining from sex with this partner until he has been treated.
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| 3. | Eyeburner | ||
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Any female so scandalous and nasty that her pussy stench causes your eyes to burn as she walks by.... Damn, that bitch you picked up at the swap meet was an eyeburner.
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| 4. | bichotomy | ||
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pron: By-kaw-tom-ee. A derivative of dichotomy, bichotomy refers to the ability of unifying two distinctly opposing characteristics, and accepting the whole as a truism. Embracing one's own hypocricy defines a bichotomous organism. "I embrace being faithful, and equally embrace my cheating ways; life is grand! My bichotomy truly defines me!"
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| 5. | Richard Leakey | ||
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A comical homage to the famed anthropologist of the same name,this phrase describes a man with a venereal disease causing his penis (dick aka Richard) to drip (leak) pus. "Yo dawg....I wouldn't mess with Karen. She was seen a few times with Mike, and, Mike was seen at the free clinic, so he's most likely Richard Leakey. You don't think a 30 year-old goes to the free clinic for the sex ed class, do you? "
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| 6. | Bag of Doritos | ||
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- Occurs when someone sees something very obscure, such as a bag of Doritos, and experiences a moment of enlightenment, inspiration, or revelation
- Derived from when Gregory House, M.D. suddenly diagnoses a patient while not being in the same room space and usually when talking about trying to have sex with Dr. Lisa Cuddy with Dr. James Wilson, his only friend or when watching television and playing with his one red and blue ball House and Wilson are walking down the hallway and Wilson comments on House's use of prostitutes. House is about to retort with a smartass comment when he realizes his patient has Trichomonas vaginalis, which is a Sexually Transmitted Disease. Wilson's comment involving prostitutes was House's, Bag of Doritos.
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