Trashwacker 

The politically correct term for an athlete that appears to be mentally and physically retarded, but in fact is not.

Ex: Holy shit that is the most pathetic specimen of a human I have even seen... What a fucking TRASHWACKER!

Ex: Look at that TRASHWACKER trying to row, what a joke!

Ex: I can't believe those TRASHWACKERS won a race, it's a miracle!

Trashwacker by CoachG April 14, 2013

trashface 

An individual that is unable to escape the incriminating look of a person who resides in a mobile home/trailer park.

Even when she puts on designer clothes she still is a trashface.

trashface by Vickdachick February 13, 2007

Trashback

Similar to a flashback after a night of inebriation one experiences "trash backs" the following morning.

Jeremy suddenly recalls a "Trashback" of weeing off a balcony during his drunken adventures.

Trashback by Majoop October 2, 2012

trashstache

A poor excuse for a mustache, generally sported by: military personnel, awkward loser teenagers, trailer trash, rednecks, Mexicans/Latinos, and/or police officers. A trashstache is typically worn by men that lack the balls or coolness to wear a characterful mustache, i.e. handle bar, 70's pornstache, freak-show carnival announcer stache, Hitlerstache, 18th century safaristache.

I saw a poser gothic teenager at the mall today. He was wearing an Insane Clown Posse t-shirt, baggy hot topic pants, had a crew cut, and trashstache.

Military men trying not to look stupid with a high and tight or trying to blend in with society grow trashstaches.

trashstache by Keala K June 21, 2006

trashpacking 

getting hammered in your local town and driving to a beachside location to sleep on the beach for the night without any planning, sleeping garments, food or shelter.

i heard that jeremy, tash and josephine got completely trashed in sufers paradise and decided at 2am to drive to Byron and watch the sun come up.....total trashpacking...

trashpacking by lady josephine May 9, 2010

trashback

An antonym for the word pupback. It is used to communicate a failed pupback.

BAOOH enters the chat
<Boliver> just call it a trashback, BAOOH

trashback by BOLIVER February 3, 2003

Trashsack 

When in-laws, especially those having lower morals, values, and/or intelligence than yours, bad-mouth you in an attempt to sabotage your relationship.

Honey, please tell your sister to stop trashsacking me. She's a know-nothing.

Trashsack by NotIntended2BeAFactualStatemnt May 5, 2011