See: Miley Cyrus
Friend: Did you see Miley Cyrus twerking? It's a train wreck.
You: What? Lemme see.

3 Minutes Later
You: Fuck you.
Ex-Friend: What?
by CurrentlyNauseous August 25, 2013
A person who's personal life is a complete disaster.
Amy Schumer's character in that movie was a total trainwreck since she slept with countless guys.
by Bigassmoviedude September 05, 2015
2012 Minnesota Twins.
Boy, the Twins are a fuckin' trainwreck.
by Webmanworker April 22, 2012
An unstable human being that inevitably crashes horrifically. Trainwrecks are frequently bisexual, have multiple (sometimes ignorant of one another) sexual partners, and a general or total lack of organizational skills. Trainwrecks are typically, though not always, female. They are usually lower class, but upper class trainwrecks are not rare. Lower class trainwrecks typically use sex as an exchange medium. Upper class trainwrecks typically use sex to control people. Both frequently use sex to substitute for interpersonal skills in establishing or maintaining relationships. Almost all trainwrecks have a LONG list of continuous problems and a similar or smaller list of recurring problems. Virtually all trainwrecks have multiple dependents (lovers, children, parasites, etc.) that help speed the trainwreck into the inevitable "shitstorm." Trainwrecks do not improve under their own power. They require an outside force to push them on the path to recovery.
Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and MC Hammer are all of examples of trainwrecks.
Many other celebrities exemplify trainwreck behavior, but are not necessarily trainwrecks.
by JudoCtulhu December 27, 2011
I have a massive dildo, spinning round like a fucking turbine
"i cant come out, I have a massive dildo, spinning round like a fucking turbine. its a trainwreck"
by valuev April 19, 2010
Very potent marijuana that will get you very high and fucked up. It is called trainwreck because you are so messed up. Although real trainwreck is natural fake trainwreck is normally laced with other drugs.
One hit of this trainwreck will fuck you up.
by lajoiester October 21, 2005
When a person doing drugs injests it by both oral and rectal means. Thus when the drugs start to take effect and meet somewhere in the middle it has the effect of two trains crashing together. Trainwreck.
While raving he could'nt decide if he should eat or hoop his ecstacy so he chose both and decided to trainwreck.
by HardcoreH April 19, 2012
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