5 definitions by Mouthy Broadcast
During vigorous sex, a trainwreck occurs when the penis slips out and hits the taint, causing a sudden painful bend.
by Mouthy Broadcast May 6, 2016
My boyfriend got a trainwreck last night. He was plowing my ass so hard he didn't notice when his dick slipped out and stabbed my taint.
by Mouthy Broadcast February 15, 2016
When two or more people masturbate at the same time in a race to the finish. Friends may also watch and place bets.
"Drinks are on me, I won lots of money last night when I bet on Manny at the boat race. He fapped faster than the human eye could even perceive."
by Mouthy Broadcast October 28, 2014
Ejaculating into a frozen wash cloth and smothering your partner's face in it. The cum melts the ice momentarily but if timed properly, freezes on the face.
I've had this washcloth in the freezer for 12 hours. Can't wait to cum in it and give Jody an ice facial!
by Mouthy Broadcast June 2, 2017
When a dude hasn't cum for a long time and blows his load all over the vagina before he even inserts his dick.
After a long dry spell, Matt finally got a new girlfriend. He rubbed one out before their date in case she came home with him because he didn't want to napalm the village.
It had been weeks since Joe and I had sex, and he totally napalmed my village before he could get inside me. I spent an hour cleaning his jizz out of my pubes.
It had been weeks since Joe and I had sex, and he totally napalmed my village before he could get inside me. I spent an hour cleaning his jizz out of my pubes.
by Mouthy Broadcast December 6, 2017