The sound that is registered by drunk persons when another person with a large penis is urinating, within earshot, into a water filled standard toilet. In this manner small penises produce a different sound. Piddle.
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by f*ckoffseegulls January 10, 2005
(adverb)

means complete, whole or entirely. Short form of the word "totally. Handy when messaging or texting to save keystrokes.
Dude: "Dude, check out the body on that chick!"

Other Dude: "Totals hot!"
by gtbarry August 07, 2008
(adverb)

means complete, whole or entirely. Short form of the word "totally. Handy when messaging or texting to save keystrokes.
Dude: "Dude, check out the body on that chick!"

Other Dude: "Totals hot!"
by gtbarry September 21, 2008
To destroy something, usually a car.
"Why did you total my car, you asshole!?"
by Tom September 30, 2003
Something to eat there's nothing to eat for breakfast
Guy 1: Hey there's nothing to eat for breakfast
Guy 2: There's cereal right here
Guy 1: Oh that's total, I don't really like that
Guy 2: DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
~Tourette's guy

by Martyre gall November 24, 2007
Medical slang.
A patient who needs everything done for him; a patient who can't do anything for himself.
I was up all night taking care of a total.
by Mouthful July 27, 2008
Verb meaning: To get completely and totally drunk.
We can total at the student bar any time of day.
by RangiShorty August 30, 2007
The word used in front of another word to emphasize the second word's humourous phonetic sound.
Steve: Mr. Dickie is the worst teacher ever.
Dave: Totals Dickie.
-The original totals word was "totals Las Vegas".
by Dave Steve October 17, 2006

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