total

Totals are used in football, basketball, baseball, hockey, etc. The Total is set, and periodically adjusted, to insure that half of the people will wager on the 'over' and wager on the 'under'.

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Cowboys -4
Redskins 48
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(these two situations are identical)
Cowboys -4
Redskins +4
Over/Under 48
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"Cowboys are favored by four points against the Redskins and the total (or over/under) in the game is forty-eight."

by x February 1, 2004

totaled

Completely and utterly destroyed. Non-functional. Esp a car.

"I hit a tree in my Mustang."
"DUDE! It must have gotten totaled!"
"Indeed."

by Lezard Valeth September 2, 2003

totality

A word that white people over-use to describe a solar eclipse

"We are seeing 75 percent Totality"

by Shaundreke August 22, 2017

totaled

Completely destroyed.

"Dude, that drunk drive totaled my car!"

by Quaght September 1, 2003

totaled

When you totally screw up your car. And there is nothing you can possably do to be able to afford to fix it right away

The Mustang in 2fast 2furious got frickin totaled

by Amber September 2, 2003

totaled

Used after you diss somebody.

Dude, you got totaled!

by Omega Ridley November 8, 2003

total

The sound that is registered by drunk persons when another person with a large penis is urinating, within earshot, into a water filled standard toilet. In this manner small penises produce a different sound. Piddle.

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by f*ckoffseegulls January 10, 2005