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Little kid word for urine; the act of urinating.
I have to make piddle; Shut up while I piddle.
by Chodeser January 23, 2003
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V. To look like you are doing something for multiple hours, while accomplishing absolutely nothing.
Johny piddled around in the sink all day, but the dishes are still dirty.
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to urinate (a euphemism for piss, see also pee)
I have to piddle before we leave.
by Light Joker September 27, 2005
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the act of peeing a little bit because of so much laughter
I laughed so hard I think I just piddled.
by thepiddler September 08, 2011
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A mix of puddle and pissed. A nice term to describe a dog taking a pee. Often used in excess while potty training a puppy.
Little Ruby the poodle piddled on her newspaper.

Did she piddle on her walk?

She snuck off and did a piddle on the carpet.
by Pooksie December 14, 2010
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To Piddle, is to Finger a girl, or play with your own bits and pieces.

Stimulation via the fingers.
My friend piddles his girl at the wrong times. And has earned the nick name Piddler on Roof, Or Batman's arch nemesis, the Piddler.
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i gotta go piddle
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