3 definitions by f*ckoffseegulls
The black dude seeing your ex gf has way more cells in his penis than you, and there is nothing at all you can do about it.
But we can do some quick arithmetic. Define penis #1 as having girth G1, and length L1, same idea for penis #2. A bit of figgurin shows the volume of the erect penis is given as LG^2/4PI. Then it is easy to see that the volumetric ratio of the penii #1 vs #2 is given as (L1/L2) * (G1/G2)^2.
So in terms of length by girth, if your penis is 6" x 3.9", and the bgff's is 9" x 5.9", the volumetric ratio (with dude as the numerator cause he's in charge) figures to be a whopping 3.4. When (not if) the black guy is lovin your ex, IF he were to withdraw and let you have a turn, it would take 3.4 clones of your penis to restore ex gf's latest sensations.
To the original term of this entry, bbgffkr's penis has 3.4 times the cell count of your own penis cell count. And your ex is getting the pleasurable tug you shall never deliver without a prosthesis.
But we can do some quick arithmetic. Define penis #1 as having girth G1, and length L1, same idea for penis #2. A bit of figgurin shows the volume of the erect penis is given as LG^2/4PI. Then it is easy to see that the volumetric ratio of the penii #1 vs #2 is given as (L1/L2) * (G1/G2)^2.
So in terms of length by girth, if your penis is 6" x 3.9", and the bgff's is 9" x 5.9", the volumetric ratio (with dude as the numerator cause he's in charge) figures to be a whopping 3.4. When (not if) the black guy is lovin your ex, IF he were to withdraw and let you have a turn, it would take 3.4 clones of your penis to restore ex gf's latest sensations.
To the original term of this entry, bbgffkr's penis has 3.4 times the cell count of your own penis cell count. And your ex is getting the pleasurable tug you shall never deliver without a prosthesis.
by f*ckoffseegulls November 12, 2004
To be swallowable, based on naivety, or stupidity, directly into the gullet of the common seagull, then farther on down digested, and finally, fatally defecated.
Hey Bill, looks like ol Woody got pooped out onto that pier. I always said dat dang fool was gullible.
by f*ckoffseegulls November 12, 2004
The sound that is registered by drunk persons when another person with a large penis is urinating, within earshot, into a water filled standard toilet. In this manner small penises produce a different sound. Piddle.
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by f*ckoffseegulls January 10, 2005