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22.
A tampon
My ex-fiancee used torpedos on her period.
by shooter312 August 09, 2010
 
23.
a 1991 Toyota Previa
Damn, there goes another torpedo
by janbo August 27, 2006
 
24.
Often referring to a man's penis.
Hey, I bet Jerry's going to give her the Torpedo tonight!
by Larryfun August 11, 2005
 
25.
Peadophile
hey man i think that guy is a peado torpedo
by London_19 April 06, 2009
 
26.
Slang for a 40oz bottle of beer. Reffers to its similarity in shape to a torpedo.
Can a brother get a buck for a torpedo Dogg?
by Craig October 29, 2002
 
27.
A. Another name for a small dick piece of shit
B. A fast rocket shot from a boat
Ya CK is such a torpedo, lets kill him!
by POWTMC December 15, 2006
 
28.
1) n. The tips of one's fingers after wiping, but prior to washing. IE Your fingers when they have shit on them.

2) n. A game involving sticking your shit covered finger tips in someone's face.
1) Upon picking my nose, I realized I forgot to wash my torpedoes. Damn...

2) I stuck my fingers in my friend's mouth and shouted, "Torpedoes!" and ran away. He soon caught me and beat the shit out of me...
by Captain Sex Offendor September 16, 2006