1) n. The tips of one's fingers after wiping, but prior to washing. IE Your fingers when they have shit on them.

2) n. A game involving sticking your shit covered finger tips in someone's face.
1) Upon picking my nose, I realized I forgot to wash my torpedoes. Damn...

2) I stuck my fingers in my friend's mouth and shouted, "Torpedoes!" and ran away. He soon caught me and beat the shit out of me...
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Locky Leanord The Human Torpedo, one who was thrashed by the thrashinator and got his cock ripped open.
Guy with hole in cock: SHIT! I just got torpedo'd. *cries*
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a penis in the shape of a torpedo
deliquent has a torpedo cock
by josh richard January 25, 2004

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The act of anal masturbation while using a pool toy at your local swimming pool.
"Witnesses say that Tom Cruise was shot to death after caught Torpedoing in the hot tub by his mother."
"Did you see that chick Torpedoing herself?"
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