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15.
A term used to describe the male genitalia while its erect.
I woke up with the mean Torpedo this morning. I was ready to launch that
by ELOHmoneySTACKz April 30, 2011
 
16.
torpedo
(n).

1. This term is best described when a subject is being viewed by a person or persons from afar. The subject at a distance looks to be attractive, but as subject comes within closer proximity of the person or persons viewing the subject, the phase of what appeared attractive no long applies.
2. When objects or people look beautiful from far away, but dangerous or ugly up close.
d00d, no, she's a torpedo.
by TensePenguin July 30, 2009
 
17.
when you place a dildo all the way into a vagina and karate chop it so it flies out just like a torpedo would.
" Holy shit! that torpedo just went through your window. "
by Mista-Sprinkles June 21, 2007
 
18.
a small joint made by using half of a rolling paper. It's main use is to be able to get high quickly and leave no evidence.
bring a torpedo to school today so we can smoke it while we walk through the courtyard betweend 3rd and 4th period.
by madbonger October 26, 2010
 
19.
When a woman puts a dildo in her pussy, then pushes it out with enough force so that it shoots out her vagina, like a torpedo.
John: Did you see the torpedo during the stripper show?
Rich: Yea, the guy that caught it got some pussy juice on him too.
John: It was probably piss...
by CTMD May 03, 2010
 
20.
Any male who has an uncircumsized penis. These men often have excessive amounts of odor and STDs.
mandy: Look at brandon he's totally hot
Lacey: girl don't touch that. Can you say torpedo??
by FlawlesImperfection January 01, 2011
 
21.
1) Under water, self-proppellant missile.

2) A long shit.
Hit by a torpedo


I dropped a torpedo
by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004