The most polluted city in Canada with the shittiest weed in Canada.
Speaker 1: Want to smoke a joint.
Speaker 2: Pffft, were in Toronto man, maybe if were in Vancouver. Haha.
by Bugeaud October 12, 2011
A large city in Canada which is really cold in the winter and really humid and sweaty in the summer. It made a bid for the olympics several times, but was denied because it is such an embarrassment to the rest of the country. Due to the fact that Vancouver won it's bid for the Olympics and also due to yet another dismal season by the Maple Leafs, Toronto is extremely jealous of Vancouver and says nothing but negative things about this beautiful city in it's media. We understand its playoff time, so what else does Toronto really have to talk about. But come on. This is getting old and sad. Worry about your crappy teams and ugly city and leave your superiors alone.
by Westisbest April 27, 2010
A large city in Canada filled with pretentious hipster douchebags. Said douchebags inevitably come from 'just outside Toronto' which means Barrie, Orillia, Owen Sound, Kingston and not Mississauga, Vaughan or Oakville. A city that has the highest per capita users in the world of electronic networking media (like lavalife and facebook and whatever else the fuck you want) b/c they live in an iPod world of their own, totally self-absorbed and lacking any depth whatsoever to carry a conversation with someone in the flesh, let alone meet someone. Toronto is not New York North as it likes to think it is, yes it has all the banks and shit b/c the separatists, rightly or wrongly, scared the shit out of the whiteys who flocked to Toronto to re-set up shop sometime in the 60's, making Toronto the "Centre of the Universe" to the aforementioned idiots and fucking Montreal in the process, which is truly the most world-class city in Canada.

The chicks are passable at best but are the hottest (in their minds) anywhere, the majority of dudes are either limpwristed metrosexuals or homosexuals and our fashion sense consists of chain stores as all the stylish shit that used to be on Queen is chainstored out.
Toronto is the fucking shit!

Where you from?
Just outside of Toronto.
Oh yeh? Like where - Oakville? Mississauga?
Nah, like Owen Sound.
by Toronto ROCKS April 14, 2010
Did you know? Fun Facts about Toronto:

One quarter of Canada’s population lives within a 160 km radius of Toronto

Toronto is Canada’s largest retail market

There are 100 + languages spoken throughout the city

Over half of Toronto’s labour force has a university degree or college diploma

Toronto is Canada’s number one tourist destination

Toronto is the largest and most important financial centre in all of Canada and the fourth largest in North America. Only New York city, Chicago and Los Angeles are larger.

North America’s largest continuous underground pedestrian system PATH, connects about 1200 stores and restaurants, 50 office towers, five subway stations, Union Station, six major hotels and several entertainment centres under Toronto’s financial core.
How's Toronto treating you?
by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015
A revenue stream for all the unemployed people up north.
I went from Toronto to Owen Sound and all I saw were strippers and welfare bums.
by dinglefux July 01, 2013
A city in Southern Ontario, Canada where it takes two days to change a light bulb... A Torontonian holds the light bulb while the earth revolves twice!
1) Hey, did you hear about Toronto? The inhabitants there actually think the earth revolves around them.
2) People in Toronto think they are 'world-class', but when you ask about that, they ramble on about a second grade geography lesson.
3) Ask a Torontonian about the geography of their city and they'll tell you they think the universe is bounded by their suburbs Scarberia, Mississludga and Bonehill!
by Yuill November 16, 2011
The biggest overstatement of all time.
Person #1 in New York City: I feel like I'm still in Toronto.

Person #2: You're a fucking idiot.
by Hatehatehatehatehatehate July 10, 2009

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