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When two men engage in double penetration (DP) of a female the man in the top hole is going "top shelf".
Dude, I'm down to DP this chick with you but I'm calling top shelf all the way. I don't want your bag slapping all over me.
by nemensclubmpls February 10, 2012
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Excreting one’s fecal matter in such a way that disrupts the olfactory nerves for several days. Originally thought to originate from the 1700’s, recent carbon dating tests reveal top-shelving dates back to the 1400’s. Early techniques of the Top-shelving were in the form of crapping in someone’s sandals and/or robe. Towards the 1800’s the technique evolved, and crapping in one’s wagon, and became the standard practice of implementing a top-shelf. In the 20th Century the top-shelf has taken on a new face. Today’s modern top-shelf are a based upon removing the lid of a toilet and taking a fat deuce in the tank. Typically, the day before completing a top-shelf you want to load up on crabs and fajitas so that your crap will have lethal properties.
1. People that are from California are so used to stinky poopy dicks, that top-shelves are welcomed in non-smoking bars.

2. Hey dood, lets top shelf Demi Moore’s place.

3. Fuck Flushies 2000. A good Top Shelf will kill that rank smell.
by Doc September 28, 2003
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taking a shit in the top part of a toliet. See upperdecker
Dude lets go I just top shelfed the place.
by Daddy November 12, 2003
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High quality alcohol. The most expensive of it's type.
Get me a Grey Goose and cranberry. I only drink top shelf Vodka.


person 1: I got wasted off of cheap Tequila last weekend. I had a nasty hangover!

person 2: Well, that's what you get for not drinking top shelf.
by Gary October 21, 2004
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When a chick is on her knees taking it Doggy Style, and you pull out your shleeb and shove it into her unsuspecting ass. Sneak attach anal sex.
"Dude, I was fucking that mexican farm pig for like two hours". "Her slot pocket got so loose I had to go top shelf to feel anything".
by Kevin M. Breunig August 17, 2007
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Verb - The act of dropping a steaming dump into the water tank of a toilet. It's very important to replace the tank cover and leave the room as if nothing happened. Each future flush will reinvigorate the stench of slowly eroding water tank dump.
Frat Guy 1, "Did you end up fighting those guys at that party last night?"

Frat Guy 2, "Naw, I top shelfed those bastards... they'll be smelling that fudge for weeks!"
by vandyu97 February 19, 2009
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In hockey, the top area of the net.
Cloutier dived for a pad save but Calgary scored on the top shelf.
by Molasses July 03, 2004
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