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2 definitions by pab

 
1.
Homosexual female, lesbian.
Don't bother with her man.
Why not?
She's an envelope licker.
Eh?
She licks the flaps!
by pab September 20, 2004
 
2.
1. In refference to the publications located on said shelf.

2. Meaning good.
1.
Patron: "where iz da porn innit"
Clerk: "on the top shelf"

2.
bloke: "you got the deal"
Alan Partridge: "Top shelf!"
by pab June 30, 2004