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1)Slang for fart
2)a loud sound
3)the blast hole on the side of a bong or pipe
4)To bounce your butt up and down during sexual intercourse
5)To snort powdery illegal drugs
1)Frank's toot smelled really bad.
2)Frank let out a really loud toot.
3)Frank's toot is plugged.
4)Francis toot toot real good last night.
5)Frank can toot like nobody's buisness!
by ~Keyona January 09, 2004
Another word for for nerves or wick.
'You are getting on my toot' or 'he really got on my toot'
by Sumofatkinson February 24, 2013
Another word for fart.
Beans, beans, the musical fruit/the more you eat, the more you toot.
by SiliconHero April 24, 2003
Toot is a slang name for Cocaine.
Plank says "Where can we get some toot from?"

Billy says in response " Ring Gripper ! Apparently he's got some banging toot"
by Dirty Birty March 03, 2014
A slang word for flatulance. Is mostly used by mothers of toddlers or young children, chicago gangsters of the '20's, and Cleopatra when adressing Julius Caesar's farts as they sounded that of a fog horn.
"Oh no! Johnny didn't just toot he went boom-boom in his diaper," said soccer mom Jill to soccer mom Rachel.
by Oedipus-Rex June 30, 2011
Toot, in other words, Ten Out Of Ten (10/10). This can be used in replacement for any description of something amazing.
Oh this that road dome I just got was TOOT
Dude, Im finna cop some of that road dome too
by Kushmaster691991 January 31, 2010
A way of saying "cute," in a much cuter baby voice! Toot is a slang primarily found in Maryland and surrounding regions. It is very special in its usage, specifically occupied by girls who attend VT or Towson.
Jessica finks Emily is very toot!
by jed333 April 13, 2010
One of the many words to describe Whitney. Her face is cute, she has beautiful eyes and pa-oofy lips that you just want to kiss all over. Her hugs are the warmest and most comfortable you will ever have. Her hair is the nicest and you just want to run your fingers through it all the time. She's really nice and considerate and loving towards her family and loved ones, especially her Charlie.
Person 1: "Omg that looks like Whitney!"

Person 2: "That's because it is"

Person 1: "You'll never be as toot as Whitney"

Person 2: "Yea...she's just too toot!"
by Chawy October 12, 2011