home-made bong invented by aspiring pot heads. usually made using a metal 'down-pipe', plastic coke bottle or similar, and an elastic band. i'd explain more, but this isn't blue peter.

the word toot is also used as the noun for the actual act of smoking with afore-mentioned contraption.
'oi, pass me that toot!'
'who's toot is it next'
'can i have a toot please richard?'
i had a toot last night that nearly knocked me out cold! my lungs hurt like crazy!'
by doyle May 13, 2004
Another word for fart.
Beans, beans, the musical fruit/the more you eat, the more you toot.
by SiliconHero April 24, 2003
derogatory or pet name used for a woman, i.e. dame, broad, babe, skoit, sweetie. However, the word comes from the candy- "Tootsie Roll." The name "Tootsie" is short for Tutankhamen, the King of Egypt during the XVIII Dynast. The Tootsie Roll is also sometimes given the racist pseudonym "nigger-roll"- which is obviously horrible- however unknowingly accurate since the candy is already a euphemism for this.
"Hey toots, come take a look at this shit I left in the toilet!"
by Aron Taylor January 12, 2005
A term used when witnessing a fat person, or a general mong.
Can also be used with a thumbs up held on the palm of the other hand - this symbol allows you to demonstrate you have seen a TOOT without vocalising it.
*fat person walks past*
by tootpatrol January 06, 2012
To bounce your ass up and down in the air preferably during sexual intercourse.
Where yo head go at when you want it from the back? Toot Toot that ass up!! You like it like that?
by HoneyBee18 July 03, 2003
Another word for for nerves or wick.
'You are getting on my toot' or 'he really got on my toot'
by Sumofatkinson February 24, 2013
A slang word for flatulance. Is mostly used by mothers of toddlers or young children, chicago gangsters of the '20's, and Cleopatra when adressing Julius Caesar's farts as they sounded that of a fog horn.
"Oh no! Johnny didn't just toot he went boom-boom in his diaper," said soccer mom Jill to soccer mom Rachel.
by Oedipus-Rex June 30, 2011

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