Toolies 

Background: Every year in Australia at the end of the final exam period thousands of high school students fly to the Gold Coast for Schoolies week celebrations.

Toolies are essentially pathetic dirty bastards who deliberately holiday on the Gold Coast during this time trying to pass themselves off as Schoolies in order to hit on and sleep with drunk teenagers. Toolies have developed into something of a sub-culture, with thousands of experienced Toolies now making the Gold Coast trip a part of their yearly routine. Toolies have an inability to get laid by anyone other than half-conscious teens. No self-respect, part pedophile, all Toolies.

Schoolie: Hey check out that 30 year old pretending to be a Schoolie, what a desperate fag.

Toolie: Hello, how are you?

Schoolie: Go back to your Toolies friends, wanker.

Toolies by Neil K December 20, 2007

toomics

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Did you see that toomics comic

toomics by nightsj September 23, 2020

toolies 

a gun, pistol, heat, toast, etc.

To old school cats that call gats toolies
Call blacks moolies, think it's cool to smoke woolies

toolies by Unce April 19, 2006

toofies 

The same as teeth. Just the lil' kid way of saying it. ;D

Chicken1- Hey dude, what's up?
Chicken2- My toofies hurt.. =*(

toofies by Expired_ April 24, 2005

tough tooties 

it basically means suck it up or just deal with it

kid: I want a cookie
mom: you already had one today so tough tooties

tough tooties by ⠏⠑⠑ ⠏⠑⠑ ⠏⠕⠕ ⠏⠕⠕ November 27, 2020

tommies 

Tommies are people who are native of Toms River NJ and are the sworn enemy of bennies. Every summer they wage war with the bennies from up north. Usually they just give wrong directions to them.

Benny: "How do you get to Seaside Heights?"
Tommy: "Go to Rt. 37, make a right and once you pass under the GSP and reach the hospital, you are almost there, just a few more miles past lakehurst, and the beach will be in front of you before you know it."

tommies by Morgulking75 May 24, 2005

nooty tooties 

Said when one has absolutely nothing to say and has to say something as when you are daydreaming at an office meeting and suddenly realise that all eyes are upon you and that someone has asked you a question while you were in la la land.

Angry policeman: "The whole building is on fire, the third floor has exploded, there is absolute chaos everywhere, and I find you standing here with that detonator in your hands. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY FOR YOURSELF!!??"

Guilty guy: "Nooty tooties"

nooty tooties by Mr. Happy March 23, 2005