Background: Every year in Australia at the end of the final exam period thousands of high school students fly to the Gold Coast for Schoolies week celebrations.
Toolies are essentially pathetic dirty bastards who deliberately holiday on the Gold Coast during this time trying to pass themselves off as Schoolies in order to hit on and sleep with drunk teenagers. Toolies have developed into something of a sub-culture, with thousands of experienced Toolies now making the Gold Coast trip a part of their yearly routine. Toolies have an inability to get laid by anyone other than half-conscious teens. No self-respect, part pedophile, all Toolies.
Schoolie: Hey check out that 30 year old pretending to be a Schoolie, what a desperate fag.
Toolie: Hello, how are you?
Schoolie: Go back to your Toolies friends, wanker.
A fucktard who carries opinions regarded as fucktarded beyond any human norm, often discrimitory, offensive, and petty.
Example - discriminating against the elderly, proclaiming that 9/11 was planned by the US government.
Pl. Toobii.