Noun; A sexual act in which you get 2 dogs, give them nazi hats and arm bands and pay a few Russian orphans with missing limbs to dress up like clowns and let the nazi-dogs defecate all over them.
Jim: I can't believe you went to Tijuana again. How was it?
Carl: It was pretty good. I got to witness my firstPink Tool Barn...I gotta tell ya, it's something else. Good shit.
An impliment of pleasure favoured by homosexual gentlemen. Resembles a dildo and is used to tickle the area in between the fudge hole and the trouser snake. Can be easily slipped into supposedly innocent conversation in a bar room setting because of its similar sound to 'bar stool.'
"Did you bring your 'barse tool' with you Mr Picklesworth?" ennquired the colonel with a wink and a nudge.
"Why yes, but I'm afraid it's still covered in shit from last time," sniggered Mr Picklesworth.
when you install a program and one of the check boxes is for a google,yahoo,ask,etc toolbar and you just jam the next key so it installs it with out you knowing until you open you internet
person 1: ok so i just installed that new pirating program you sugested
person 2: ok now open up your internet and go to www...com
person 1: ok... FUCK! It toolbar-ed me
The inexplicable accumulation of free toolbars on a rarely used browser (usually Internet Explorer) that obscures most of the screen when you open a window.
This is caused by programs that make money by including toolbars with their software (like Yahoo Messenger) which takes advantage of people too lazy to read the installer.
Friend using their other friend's computer: Geez, why do you have so many toolbars on your browser? I can't see!
Other friend: Oh, yeah, that browser has some toolbar mold I haven't cleaned up yet. Use Chrome or something.