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tongue depressor

A name for an ugly lesbian
What do you call an ugly lesbian? A tongue depressor
tongue depressor by T-DAWG September 17, 2004

tongue depressor

i'm never going to that restaurant again... they only stuff they have on their menu are tongue depressors.

tongue depressor

its when u find a chick with a weak gag reflex who usually doesnt like to suck dick but will and stick ur wood in her mouth as far as possible, making her gag and choke with out mercy.... u can also add a " say ahhh" in their for comedic purposes
" man she'll mever blow me again cause i told her to say ahhhh and they gave her the tongue depressor and she almost threw up "
tongue depressor by fwankief April 26, 2010

Tongue Depresser 

Vaginal, to anal, to oral intercourse.
Tongue Depresser by Delaney February 20, 2004
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026