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Tom Barnard 

1.) An overhyped douche who hosts a Morning Show on a Minneapolis classic rock station. Has neo-con POVs yet is an Atheist, causing him to have a lot of self issues. For some reason Twin Citians like to listen to his Liberal bashing bile even though Minnesota has been wisely a blue state for the past 30+ years. In 2000, the funny voice guy, Tony Lee, left the show, thus causing Barnyard's show to be even less funny, with "comedy" bits that geared more towards Fascist propaganda.

2.) To be really rich and wish that all poor people be deported so you don't have to give to charity.

3.) To be a pig (physically or metaphoricaly) and still be popullar.
1.) Tom Beranard said on the radio today that we should vote for Huckabee, than declared that god doesn't exist. After that he went on a rant about how poor people should be kicked out of clinics if they don't have insurance so he wouldn't have to wait so long for his appointment, because he more important.

2.) George Steinbreiner pulled a Tom Barnard at church when the collection plate came to him, and he dumped all the money down his shirt.

3.) Quit being such a Tom Barnard and learn that people with other skin colors, and sexual preferences are human too. And for Pete's sake start working out, you look like a Tom Barnard.
Tom Barnard by Patriotic Leftie January 28, 2008
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Tom Barnard 

One of the most popular local radio personalities in the country, so much that he is the main reason that Howard Stern pulled his radio show from the Twin Cities market. He is noted for being the leader of the KQ Morning Show and his voice-over acting, most recently for Home Depot. He isn't afraid to call a fool a fool, even if that person is a minority. People that don't listen to his morning show are known for listening to the overrated (KDWB), overly-cheery (KS95), poser badass/burnout (93X) garbage that every other TC station puts out on weekday mornings. People that complain about his show are hyper-sensitive bleeding hearts that can go listen to the pretentious, stuck-up garbage on MPR anytime.
Tom Barnard's KQ morning show is the best ever, even though the station's music isn't always my favorite.
Tom Barnard by jarshrawb May 30, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026