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1.One who is so exceptionally repugnant that they are reminiscent of the fecal matter that remains in the toilet bowl after it has been flushed.
2. insulting phrase originally coined to describe the incessantly repulsive and annoying behavior of others.
I wish that toiletfloatie would stop making passes at me!

That toiletfloatie tells the most disgusting, humorless jokes!
by Heather Hartzell-Robbins January 26, 2004

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