Waking up in the morning with an erection. Refering to toast popping up from a toaster.
Ex 1. "Man, I'm toasted!"
Ex 2. "I woke up toasted today"
Ex 3. "Get off my toast, man!"
by WigsTheBunter January 27, 2009
20 more definitions
Top Definition
to be very high from smoking marijuana
We got kicked out of home ecinomics cause we would always show up toasted and eat all the cookies.
by cliff December 06, 2002
Being totally fucked from shmoking the weed.
Dude I've drilled like 10 hotties and I'm totally toasted.

I'm so toasted man that I'm sitting on the couch, wrapped in a blanket and dreamin about a glass of water.
by Darbs May 26, 2005
Turned a golden, crispy brown due to heating a delcious bowl of weed.
Sweet Jesus am I toasted!
by B. March 02, 2003
Extremely intoxicated.
She went to the bar and just got toasted.
by jeff March 21, 2004
fucked up, wasted, drunk off your ass, etc.
Also, bread can be toasted.
Ex 1: She was toasted last night after 65 shots of tequila.
by rofljen June 01, 2006
1.Being tipsy but at the same time very relaxed, that point where everything feels good and one doesnt really care about anything. (my use of the word)

2.Being very high from smoking weed. (the more well known use of the word)
1. Last night was amazing, went from being nicely toasted to fucked out of my mind :)

2. Thats the last of it man, were fucking toasted!
by GordonJuws April 04, 2011
- The state one gets into when they've done the drug Marijuana.
- Commonly called stoned, baked, burnt, blazed
1. Sammy and Carla walked into math class, red eyed and smelling like shit. They were totally toasted.

2. "Yo man, I'm so toasted now."

by Michelleabelle February 14, 2009

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