Jeffin' Around (To Jeff)

To hang around the Pennsauken track team and have your colon ruptured by them several times. Also, to be hated by one's father simultaneously. In another sense, the colon the ruptred is ruptured by the Terminator - see "industrial steel colon".

Look at the douche, he's Jeffin' around (to jeff), he's gonna have to be in the hospital for a rectal doctor for 3 months!

Jeffin' Around (To Jeff) by dbsb June 6, 2011

Jeff to the Left 

"Jeff to the Left" is a poker card game similar to "screw your neighbor". Each player must start with 3 sets of poker chips - (usually valued at a dollar each). The dealer deals 1 card to all players face down and the player with the lowest hand (Ace-low, King-high) must pay 1 of their 3 sets of poker chips. The twist to the game is the person immediately to the left of the dealer starts the action by stating their card is good or they can trade this card to the person to their left and that person can trade to the person to his left and so on. A player with a King does not have to trade their card even if the person to his right demands it. If the card makes it's way to the dealer, the dealer may select the top card on the stack. If there is a tie for the lowest card, both players must throw in one chip each. If the dealer is eliminated, the player to his left becomes the new dealer. Last player remaining takes the pot.

My favorite poker card game is "Jeff to the Left".

Jeff to the Left by Defcon 4 and waiting June 10, 2010

jeff runs to the gas 

"jeff runs to the gas" is a term used to describe a black teen running from their school to the gas station across from their school.

zach "yo you see that bucktee running to the gas"

lucas "ya fam guy moving like a wasteyute fr"

zach "hes back at it again fam, jeff runs to the gas more like wasteyute runs from the 0 5"

jeff runs to the gas by jeff runs to the gas October 5, 2018

To Jeffrey 

To Jeffrey something is to wait until the last possible moment to address a problem, generally waiting until something is /literally/ on fire before dealing with it. Derived from jefferies tubes in Star Trek; small access tunnel routes in starships generally only accessed for emergency repairs.

"Wow, I can't believe Steve would jeffrey it up like that - I don't know how he thinks he'll have it done in time."
"We were all working on our parts super far ahead of time, but Ralph decided to jeffrey his portion so we ended up only getting a B-"
"Look, I'm not usually one to jeffrey things, but this week was ROUGH, so screw you for looking down on me for dealing with this now instead of before!"

To Jeffrey by MagykBob July 2, 2021