to cow 

to suck a pregnant woman's lactating nipples.

Jon: Yo Emily! You would think that my wife's pregnancy would be the worst nine months of my life, but its not.
Emily: Why is that Jon?
Jon: Because i get to cow her when im thirsty!
Emily: Oh Jon!

to cow by Barnyard Fun June 2, 2009

To cow out of a breakdown 

To hyperfixate on cows to the point where you rant yourself out of a breakdown

Alternative: To show someone pictures of cows until they feel better

To Cow Out Of A Breakdown: They had to help him cow out of a breakdown last night

To cow out of a breakdown by HighlandCows August 4, 2021

To cow out of a breakdown 

To hyperfixate or rant about cows during a breakdown to the point where the breakdown gets overridden by cow pictures

To Cow Out Of A Breakdown: They had to help him cow out of a breakdown last night, the chat is now filled with cow pictures

To cow out of a breakdown by HighlandCows August 4, 2021

kicking a cow to move it 

(v.) To take a rash course of action that will not achieve one's goals within the time limit, yet be extremely costly, as with eurocratic ideas. Cows do not move when kicked, but it does hurt one's foot.

The eurocrat was kicking a cow to move it..

kicking a cow to move it by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

Slap a cow to get a carrot 

You can’t be a vegetarian without eating some meat?

Matthew: “You’ve got to slap a cow to get a carrot! 🥕”

Slap a cow to get a carrot by Christina branscombe January 29, 2021

Taking the cow to market 

To have sex with a fat woman

"Did you see the size of that bird Dave's shagging"
"Yes his, Taking the cow to market"

Taking the cow to market by Vic140385 August 14, 2008

the cow went to the swamp 

Very old Brazilian expression, which means "all is (was) lost", with no turning back. Probably from rural origin, just think a farmer trying to rescue a cow from been stuck to death in a swamp.

It's used in situations like "The situation of the company was already bad in the Telecom market, then came the Chinese products and the cow went to the swamp"

the cow went to the swamp by Marc June 11, 2006