To lay lazily, preferably with friend(s); to snack hard or eat large quantities of food and binge watch shows, often while under the influence of herbs
Tay and I love to walrus all day; we can't stop eating snacks and we haven't moved from this couch in hours, and the dog really needs a walk.
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The Walrus was Paul
by Hompsar March 11, 2004
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This is an agressive sexual technique in which, after ejaculating in a girl's mouth, one karate chops her in the throat so that the ejaculatory fluids seep from the nose in a white stream, simulating the tusks of a walrus. The cough/gag-like sound that she will make also closely resembles the bark of the walrus.
Our relationship ended when I gave her "the Walrus".
by andy December 3, 2004
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When having sex with a girl, you cum in her mouth, then procede to punch her in the stomach while the load is in her mouth - causing the semen to come out her nose while she groans. creating two tusks and a sound like a walrus
She was in great pain after he gave her a walrus, and he never went down on him again.
by Jeff & Brandon December 31, 2003
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To put two dildos in one's mouth and penetrate someone's anus.
I just did the walrus on Timmy last night.
by DMJohnson January 1, 2015
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the magical act of sucking two penises at a time, giving the image of a walruses tusks
hahaha i bet Janson will go home and walrus with his ugly ass dogs

Trey, go and walrus

Anthony triple walrused in a gay porn video
by The wild docker (GARRETT) December 13, 2010
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to mix an alcoholic drink with juice; one cup of alcohol with a straw, and another cup of juice with a straw. Drink from both straws at the same time, and you'll look like a walrus, hence the name of the drank.
Rick: "Dude, would you like to walrus?"
Joe: "Wait, you mean like have oral sex or something?"
Rick: "NO, man, the DRINK!"
Joe: "Oh, like the one with the straws?"
Rick: "Damn, Ana's walrusing the hell out of those cups right now!
Joe: "Move the fuck over Ana, I wanna walrus!"
by Eye Vanna Humpalot May 29, 2010
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