To completely fuck something up. To completely own something. If something is Fritzled, it has essentially been locked in a basement and destroyed for a couple of decades.
Man, I Friztled that test.
- I'm downloading five things plus Windows updates as well as MSN, Facebook and Youtube. And in the other room my sister's downloading more stuff and is on Facebook and Youtube. And Dad's doing work emails. All on the same connection.
- And it hasn't Fritzled itself yet? You have awesome internet.
Dad just found out I've been going to all those parties... my social life is now Friztled.
- I'm downloading five things plus Windows updates as well as MSN, Facebook and Youtube. And in the other room my sister's downloading more stuff and is on Facebook and Youtube. And Dad's doing work emails. All on the same connection.
- And it hasn't Fritzled itself yet? You have awesome internet.
Dad just found out I've been going to all those parties... my social life is now Friztled.
by Monkey-Turtle February 15, 2010
In Poker, a slang expression for a Full House. A Full House being three matching cards of one rank, and two matching cards of another rank.
Derived from the notorious Fritzl case, in which Josef Fritzl imprisoned and repeatedly raped, sexually abused, and physically assaulted his daughter Elisabeth Fritzl for 24 years. The subsequent repeated rapes resulted in the birth of seven children, three of which, together with Elisabeth, were forced to live underneath Josef Fritzl’s house in a concealed underground basement complex which he had built himself. The remaining three children (one died shortly after birth) were raised by Josef Fritzl and his wife in the house upstairs.
Derived from the notorious Fritzl case, in which Josef Fritzl imprisoned and repeatedly raped, sexually abused, and physically assaulted his daughter Elisabeth Fritzl for 24 years. The subsequent repeated rapes resulted in the birth of seven children, three of which, together with Elisabeth, were forced to live underneath Josef Fritzl’s house in a concealed underground basement complex which he had built himself. The remaining three children (one died shortly after birth) were raised by Josef Fritzl and his wife in the house upstairs.
Poker Player #1: “Oh my god dude, you just flopped a Fritzl!”
Poker Player #2: “Yep, and you totally took the bait, now hand me over those chips”
Poker Player #2: “Yep, and you totally took the bait, now hand me over those chips”
by Coppermouth December 6, 2010
by paddytheninja December 29, 2011
Varb used to describe a locking someone/thing in a celler for 30 years, violently raping and beating it repeatedly, having rape babies with it, and then proceedind to violently rape these babies. The term 'perfect frizl' is used to describe the action where the thing being fritled is the child of the fritzler.
'How did you test go today?'
'I got fucking fritzled by that cunt!'
Ramal was so shit at mini golf - he repeatedly got fritzled!!!!
'I got fucking fritzled by that cunt!'
Ramal was so shit at mini golf - he repeatedly got fritzled!!!!
by Don Singh May 16, 2008
1) To get locked in a basement in Central Austria for 24 years (sometimes more or less), and give birth to the children of your own father...
2) To go out and get so wasted, you feel like you've been locked in a basement for 24 years...
3) To fuck something up on such a major scale, that it may as well have been locked in a basement in Austria for 24 years...
2) To go out and get so wasted, you feel like you've been locked in a basement for 24 years...
3) To fuck something up on such a major scale, that it may as well have been locked in a basement in Austria for 24 years...
1) As Elizabeth left the basement, she felt as though she had been Fritzled for quite a while... 24 years to be precise.
2) Went at it hard last night, woke up with a mouth as dry as Gandhi's sandal and I'm hangin hard now. I'm totally Fritzled.
3) Shit, my laptop is totally Fritzled. Hard-drive is just filled with Austrian hardcore porn...
2) Went at it hard last night, woke up with a mouth as dry as Gandhi's sandal and I'm hangin hard now. I'm totally Fritzled.
3) Shit, my laptop is totally Fritzled. Hard-drive is just filled with Austrian hardcore porn...
by J.Fritzl March 23, 2010
by alex1975uk March 18, 2009
>Man no one has the capability to keep a good modest dungeon these days.
>Bro you're forgetting about Mr. Josef Fritzl
>Bro you're forgetting about Mr. Josef Fritzl
by Juttttttttter March 22, 2009