tonsumology 

Tonsumology is the study of shaving.

The study of shaving is not limited to face shaving, but face shaving is the major focus of the field. Similarly, tonsumology is concerned with all forms of shaving including cart and electric shaving, but focuses on the art of traditional wet-shaving. Special attention is paid to wet-shaving with a single blade where the participant also builds lather by using brush, because this is considered to be the pinnacle of shaving techniques.

Some people simply shave. Barbers offer professional shaves. Others become so enamored with the techniques and materials used in proper shaving that they become involved in tonsumology.

tonsumology by arrowsP160 May 23, 2011

trampoline tonsils 

Someone who is constantly blowing others.

Wonda Wonderpig is a real life trampoline tonsils !

trampoline tonsils by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

gook toons 

Used to refer to anime

Grandpa: "Quit watchin yer damn gook toons!"

Kid: "It's anime grandpa! And it's not a cartoon!"

gook toons by Zurgo Sergal August 4, 2016

Tonsil quidditch 

A synonym for "tonsil hockey" or "making out," but for nerds (used proudly by Harry Potter fans especially).

Guy 1: Dude, did you hook up with that girl last night?

Guy 2 (with scar on his forehead): Yea man, we played tonsil quidditch all night!

Tonsil quidditch by JoeNotKaneOrCain January 18, 2011

Toonsack 

A toonie's worth of marijuana, usually purchased in desparation from a close friend.

Desparate drug user: Bro, can I grab a toonsack off you? I'm really hurtin' for a bowl.

Friend: You are god damned pathetic...get the scale.

Toonsack by Nick Shurben December 16, 2008

Tonsil Hammer 

A long hard cock.

I slapped her uvula around with my tonsil hammer.

I was gagging on his tonsil hammer.

Tonsil Hammer by Dick Onchin October 5, 2020

tonsillolith

Also known as tonsil stones, these hard off-white balls are a combination of sulfur-producing bacteria, dead skin cells, and food particles. They accumulate in tonsil 'crypts' until they are dislodged. In extreme cases, chronic sufferers will go to the lengths of having their tonsils removed to rid themselves of this problem. They are not dangerous, although they can contribute to halitosis, and their frequency usually peaks in the teen years.

Susie's coughing fit ended with a tonsillolith dislodging and flying across the room.

tonsillolith by pr0digy December 6, 2004