Titwink 

When a woman's breasts are so lopsided that they appear to be winking at you.

I was so excited to get with Kathy, but she titwinked me as soon as she took off her bra.

Titwink by wallstotheball October 25, 2018

Titwink 

a.k.a. Teplitzky, originating when a teacher mispronounced this name. A taunt in Hyndland Sec., and now used as a general insult from a girl to a guy with strange hair and a squeaky singing voice.

Oi, Titwink! Stop playing the piano! *to teacher* Titwink's playing the piano!

Titwink by Generic Japanophile February 12, 2009

Titwankability 

A girl with boobs large enough to perform a titwank.

'Hey breeder boy, scope her, titwankability, brrrrap!'

Titwankability by Lee Jolleys July 31, 2007

titwank

The act of pleasuring oneself by thrusting the erect member between a generous pair of bristols. Typically concludes with the delivery of a pearl necklace.

Phwoaar! She's got a shirtfull. I'd love a good titwank in those.

titwank by titwanker April 10, 2003

titwanker

One who enjoys shagging the jubblies.

Spunk up the face, you titwanker!

titwanker by Anonymous August 15, 2003

titwank

The mans entirely unselfish act of thrusting between a generous pair of bristols for sexual gratification. Usual result is referred to as a Pearl Necklace.

Phwoaar! She's got a shirtfull. I couldn't half fancy a titwank in those.

titwank by titwanker April 10, 2003

Norfuck titwank 

A Norfuck titwank is where the male rubs his man tits up and down on a female while singing my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

example: ''norfuck titwank'' - your dad dancing violently up and down your little sister whilst singing 'my milskahe brings all the boys to the yard' and squeezing both his breast towards each other in an erotic motion.

Norfuck titwank by John charles blair February 9, 2009