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Tightassville 

Slang for Titusville Florida. pr: Tight-ass-ville.

Refers to the uptight anal retentive city council, the reactionary politics and the 2 to 1 ratio of Baptist Churches to citizens (in the city). There are so many churches that parishoners often attend services in up to three separate churches, going from church to church each Sunday just to keep them all open.
1. Dave sighed;"You cant throw a dead cat in Tightassville without hitting a damn Baptist Church."

2. "The Tightassville City Council voted to prohibit slavery today. Lincoln would be proud."

3. "The Tightassville city council passed the Defense of Marriage act prohibiting gay marriage. Now they are working on the brother-sister wording for the amendment"
Tightassville by Global Feetus April 10, 2007
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tightwad 

doesn't like to part with money, uptight
My wife's such a tightwad, we don't even have cable.
tightwad by Anonymous March 3, 2003

tightarse 

Australian slang for someone who is so careful with money they are like racoons with acorns.
Sam: "That Heinz soup is too expensive. Get the Home Brand, it's 5c cheaper"
Scott: "You are such a tightarse Sam"

Tightasstic

The act of having a tight ass and displaying it in such a manner that all ass lovers will drool when in their field of view.
This girl is so Tightasstic I could die right now.
Look at that Tightasstic beauty coming our way!
Tightasstic by El Lo September 16, 2008

Tightarses

One who refuses to pay the going rate, someone who accepts your offers of drinks or whatever and does'nt repay the favour.
That guy is such a tightarse, drank my piss all night then would'nt let me have one of his durries
Tightarses by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

tightass 

Someone who treats others ideas and opinions with scrutiny or sees the world in an extremely cynical and sarcastic view.
"Grady can be a real tightass sometimes."
tightass by donnie December 8, 2004

tightass 

someone who is reluctant to spend money when they have no reason not too
Sully is such a dumbass and a tightass, he works full time and has has no debts or anything important to spend his money on, yet he wont buy drinks for his mates
tightass by GOD September 12, 2004