GOD's definitions

Spilner

1. Someone who doesn't know the difference between a sneeze and a wet fart.

2. Someone who is a self-proclaimed genius, however, in reality knows very little.

See also: idiot moron tool

Kimmy is such a spilner.

Ty is such a bloody spilner.

Jenny used to be a spilner, but then she turned 12.

by God February 10, 2005

jobby jobby

a particularly long jobby

why jim, that was a rather long jobby jobby, did you eat it as well?

Of course I did, I cannot resist a good jobby jobby

by god April 12, 2003

kanaba

The oldest surviving word on the planet, more commonly spelled "cannabis" now, it is around 8000 years old

sumarian: "this is some killer kanaba, i bet it would make a good shirt but im just going to smoke it"

by god October 13, 2003

ripped

Very drunk or otherwise under the influence.
properly wankered.

synonyms include

Hammered
Trollied
Balck 'n' Deckered
Nailed
Wankered
Fucked
Shitted
Bolloxed
Cunted
etc.

Any swear word or tool with -ed added on the end.

Torn

I was badly ripped.
He was ripped to the tits.

by GOD September 14, 2003

Nebraska

An exemplary case of pitful dullness.

A whole state who's only source of pride comes from its college football team. Very sad; very Nebraska.

by God October 26, 2003

iffy

1) the act of being vomit, or an involvement in vomit or the action of vomitting
2) the act of sexual harassment or unwanted sexual advances and physical conduct
3) Both 1. and 2. except specifically induced by alcohol

Brew Ha Ha 3 was very iffy.

Man you're iffy.

I'd say you're iffy but that would be too good for you Douglas.

Clean up you're own fucking iffy.

Iffy.

by God April 19, 2006

dodge durango

a car driven by only the pimpest of people

Yo dang, check out that phat Durango. BITCH.

-Hey bitch, give me your wallet, I drive a Durango.
-Here take it, take it, you damn sexy beast.

by God May 27, 2003