GOD's definitions

STT

STT stands for stop to text and it is when someone pulls over on the side of the road to send a text message.

I had to STT to tell Ramone about the Strawberry Shortcake I gave the girl from the club last night.

by god May 16, 2010

would Jesus microwave a burrito?

would jesus microwave a burrito?
or just zap it with some crazy ass lightning bolt magic!

yo jesus, microwave me a burrito

by God September 27, 2004

cunt pajama

A person who sucks up their cunt juices with their pajamas, which is also a metaphor for a person who constantly saturates your life with insignificant banter, see also ass clown.

That bitch is such a cunt pajama, she never stops talking.

by God December 7, 2004

Throng

A large gathering of gay males.

Congress

by GOD June 2, 2003

fakeboy

Someone who purposely trys to make a group of people look like idiots. They post in a forum as a member of a group and start acting like a complete moron and, in turn, making people mad at that particular group.

MarioInYourFace is a fakeboy

by God April 24, 2005

BMF

Bad Mother Fucker.

Zack and Bryce are BMFs.

by God December 15, 2002

genetic incubator

A woman whos sole purpose is to bear offspring

My genetic incubator demands her weekly financial deposite.

by God March 28, 2005