GOD's definitions

SAT

the best assessment of ur abilities

Wow i can't believe u got less than a 1500 on the sat. Ur a fucking dumbass.

by God October 28, 2003

Dampyre

- An ignorant goth guy who thinks he is an urbanite.
- Any person who subscribes to the dnesity theory of urban developement even though they possess no knowledge on the subject.
- A filthy animal.
- Also known as the raper of albino hairless Thai Midget boys.

1. That dude thinks he knows about urbanity, he must be a dampyre.

2. You need to get your facts straight about the crime level in Chicago, they are much higher than you'd like to admit, what are you a dampyre?!

by God April 3, 2003

would Jesus microwave a burrito?

would jesus microwave a burrito?
or just zap it with some crazy ass lightning bolt magic!

yo jesus, microwave me a burrito

by God September 27, 2004

genetic incubator

A woman whos sole purpose is to bear offspring

My genetic incubator demands her weekly financial deposite.

by God March 28, 2005

STT

STT stands for stop to text and it is when someone pulls over on the side of the road to send a text message.

I had to STT to tell Ramone about the Strawberry Shortcake I gave the girl from the club last night.

by god May 16, 2010

dingle

shortening of the term "dingle berry pie" which is a kind of pie that cures the munchies instantly.

dingle dangle my shimbalamba doo, foo!

by god October 13, 2003

Throng

A large gathering of gay males.

Congress

by GOD June 2, 2003