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throw a beat 

(v.) slang for masterbating. when your throwing a "beat", your shootin some jiz.
"Dude, im gonna go home and throw a beat to hillary duff"
throw a beat by LB skandoman April 4, 2005

throw a beat 

masturbating then ejaculating wildly. We picked it up on a trip to Utah, much to the suprise of many mormons. We believed it to be a classier version of "jacking off." It spread like wildfire.
"Matt, want to go down to the bar and grab a few 3-2 beers?"

"Nah, I think I'd rather watch Elizabeth Banks in 40 year old virgin and then throw a beat."

throw a beatdown

Watch your words or you'll get thrown a beatdown.
throw a beatdown by Jim Knouse December 1, 2003

throw you a beating 

To inflict bodily harm upon your person.
"If you keep talking smack, I will throw you a beating.
throw you a beating by Logan9a November 16, 2010

throw you a beaten 

When some one says I am going to throw you a beaten they mean they are going to whip your ass.
If you hit me again I am going to throw you a beaten.
throw you a beaten by Jodygirl December 14, 2007
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026