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Three-Piece Suit 

When a man puts his cock, and both balls in a girl's mouth all at once.
She likes the tea bag, but this time she took my dick in her mouth too... making it a three-piece suit.
Three-Piece Suit by Higgy January 17, 2004

three-piece suit 

A lawyer who specializes in cash-seeking court-cases involving either a guy's "keeping an extra spare tire in his trunk" (i.e., getting some tail from two additional women besides his significant other), or someone's possessing one more than da two-firearm limit allowed by local ordnance --- I mean, ordinance.
Monica Blewinsky should have hired a three-piece suit to file a lack-of-faithfulness claim against da infamous "Willie with his willy", since in all likelihood he'd had at least one OTHER fellatio-favoring female in his life besides herself and his wife Hilary.
three-piece suit by QuacksO August 23, 2023

Three Piece Bathing Suit 

When you'd like to see a girl naked, just in her hat and two flip flops making up the three pieces
Hey baby, why don't you try on a three piece bathing suit for me.

Three-Piece Meat-Suite 

noun, collective name for the three distinct components of the male genitalia based on the furniture industry practise of selling 'three-piece suites'
'...she didn't believe me, so I got out my three-piece meat-suite'
Three-Piece Meat-Suite by Benni September 22, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026