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The term used for women attached to a domicile as a perk (like renting an apartment that is already furnished).
From the movie Soylent Green:
Shirl tells Thorn that she's getting a new tenant
Det. Thorn: He'll like you. You're a helluva piece of furniture.
Shirl: Don't talk to me like that. Please.
Det. Thorn: OK.
by duffolonious November 12, 2008
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Marijuana, colloquial, obscure. Used to camouflage in mixed company or in telephone conversations.
"Hey, wanna come over and help me move some furniture?"
"Whoa, that was some heavy-ass furniture."
"Dennis and I burned some old furniture last night. It was danky."
by Bjasondotcom May 21, 2006
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When at least three guys in the same living arrangement have gotten on the same girl, she is referred to as furniture.
Everyone's been on that piece of furniture.

I got on Sarah last night, since you guys have hooked up with her too I guess that makes her furniture now.
by doghunter January 06, 2009
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Can I get some of that furniture?
That piece of furniture is hot.
by Tyannia Stockton April 23, 2004
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before going rock-climbing, i had to make sure all the furniture was in the same room
by tfitz87.. July 28, 2008
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Something you sit on.
by Apple liker June 18, 2012
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referring to ones teeth
damn dogg did you see that hoe's furniture, it was all messed up!
by mardo August 26, 2005
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