thirty bird

A 30-pack of any type of beer

I was walking to the store to get beer and a bum stopped me outside to ask for change. Instead of giving him change, I slapped upside his stank-ass head and proceeded to go purchase my thirty bird for later that evening.

thirty bird by Aunt Jeff April 8, 2008

thirty bird

When you and a friend finger slam a girl using 30 fingers

"Yeah Joanne is such a hoe me and Jeffy gave her a thirty bird and she still had room"

thirty bird by Tom's Place November 17, 2016

Thirsty Bird 

The act of one refraining to drink water for an extended period of time, until urin is a solid yellow, and shoving ones penis in the mouth of their partner, then urinating until all urin is depleted, in return the partner "gargles" it and transfers the liquid oraly to the original partner. this process is usualy repeated 3-5 times or until most of the urin is swallowed. This is usualy followed by anal sex.

Person 1-Noah and Andy did the thirsty bird yesterday!
Person 2-You mean that thing that Daniel Tosh did with Clint Howard?
Person 1-Yes.

Thirsty Bird by iiCubaii November 27, 2011

Thirsty Bird 

The act of dunking ones dick into toilet water and pissing in order to avoid making noise.

Jon: So what'd you do when you went for a piss when you were at her place?
Mike: I just did the thirsty bird, works every time.

Thirsty Bird by Dickt July 22, 2016

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008