A company filled with high school burn outs with too much time on their hands and too much money to spend on weed. Because of the high levels of THC in their systems they came up with the most comfortable way to cradle your genitals on the planet. After all, what's more important when being stoned than to make sure your giblets are just as relaxed as you? These ball-zen creating drawers can be found in all sorts of stoner inspired patterns to include crude scenes of fornication between inanimate objects like balloon animals and constellations, or you can class up your next party with a pair that makes Mr. Happy look like a ballpark hotdog. This company cares about your meat clackers almost as much as you do!

My man berries were getting the juice squeezed out of them in a regular basis until I got the monthly subscription at TheShinestyCompany. Now my Christ apples are singing hymns they are so joyful.

TheShinestyCompany by LowHangers December 28, 2021

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The Shiz

For people who don’t want to take the time and effort to say the shit and instead use the term the shiz
It’s a more family friendly and wholesome way to say the shit

The Shiz is a way to say something is cool or awesome

And saying something is the shiz is basically saying that something is legit

Person 1: hey dawg
Person 2: sup
Person 3: have you guys been to that new restaurant down the street
Person 1: no but I heard it’s the shiz

Person 2: did you just say shiz?
Person 1: yeah we keeping this a Christian minecraft server
Person 3: yasss keepin it family friendly
Person 2: y’all are losers

The Shiz by Oh really??? April 10, 2019

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