the two hole

A funny word for the rectum or anus of a human or animal.

That chic is a slut, she likes to take it up the two hole.

by Andy January 29, 2003

two hole

Slang term for da butt.

(golf course)
Francois: "Do you mind if my partner and I play through to hole #2? Your party is taking quite a while on hole #1."
Steve: "Yeah I bet you can't wait to get to the two hole, fudge packer. Hope you get in a good putt from the rough or two over there."
Francois: "Oh, thtop it. You're tho thilly."

by Nick D October 12, 2005

Two hole

Used to refer to a female

Friend: I can't come, I have date night with my girlfriend.
Me: Don't dog the boys for a two hole

by johnyboyreallytaken October 25, 2017

Two hole

Slang term for every female on the planet

Fucking two holes are useless

by Charlieboi95 June 12, 2017

two hole punch

when someone shoots themselves in the head with two guns at the same time, one on one temple and one on the other temple. the bullets meet in the center and explode

that guy killed himself, two hole punch style.
best way to shoot yourself in the head is to do a two hole punch.

by StepOFFGeorge April 6, 2013

rusty two-hole

An anus that has a thin layer of fecal matter built up around its entrance, typically due to the combination of excessive flatulence and buildup of non-solid feces in the rectum over an extended period of time.

I'm concerned that I'm not going to get a beej tonight, because my rusty two-hole has turned by boxers into literally Auschwitz.

by np073189 October 23, 2015

two-hole sit

When a female sits atop the thigh of another person in a straddling fashion. Both the vagina and anus are in contact with the leg of the person being sat upon.

A: I could feel her warmth when she sat down on my knee
B: Yeah, the two-hole sit will get anyone in the mood! I had a slight hofty just watching.

by Craig McRae May 8, 2007