on the throne 

Slang for 'on the toilet'

Sorry I didn't reply to your 200 messages/buzzes on Yahoo messenger, I was on the throne.

on the throne by Nonflyingfarang January 11, 2008

Watch The Throne 

Protecting the integrity.

“It’s just protecting the music and the culture. It’s people that’s in the forefront of the music. Watch the Throne, you protect it. You just watch how popular music shift, and just how Hip Hop basically replaced rock and roll as the youth music. The same thing can happen to Hip Hop. It can be replaced by other forms of music. So we making sure that we put the effort into making the best product so we can contend with all this other music, with all the dance music that’s dominating the charts right now and indie Music that’s dominating the festivals.” - JAY Z on 99 Jamz.

Watch The Throne by djsyncity June 22, 2017

Crowning the Throne 

Struggling on the toilet to release a turd. One achieves crowning, but unable to do a full release. Pushing may or may not result in a partial pinch.

Roger clearly realized he was constipated bad when he was on the crapper for over an hour Crowning the Throne.

Crowning the Throne by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2016

Ruling the throne

taking a dump,pooping,taking a shit,losing weight.

I have been Ruling the throne in my bathroon all day.

Ruling the throne by MIZZY06 January 21, 2009

Gettin' blown on the throne 

To recieve oral sex while taking a shit, also known as "Blumpkin." God knows why.

Before you knew it, Martha downed her third purple chongo and I was gettin' blown on the throne.

Gettin' blown on the throne by C. H. Diddlemehole October 17, 2007

kneeling at the throne 

On one's knees puking into the toilet (especially when wasted on alcohol)

We finally found Rupert in the restroom totally wasted, kneeling at the throne.

kneeling at the throne by Dr. Foo December 15, 2008

worship the throne 

to throw up into a toilet over and over again; usually from either a drunken night out or some bad clams.

boy: hey, have you seen brian?
friend: last i saw him he had to go worship the throne.

worship the throne by rachelk44 January 8, 2009