The Top Tens 

A gay website where people complain too much

The top tens is so full of negativity

The Top Tens by ISHFWILF October 29, 2018

off the good tens

the phrase “off the good tens” refers to the commonly known illicit drug; Percocet or “Percs”. the ten refers to the dosage, as 10mg is the most potent and highest dosage.

“Damn, this shit hittin’, I’m really off the good tens!”

off the good tens by megletomzz April 7, 2023

Tens Across The Board 

The act of getting "all 10's" from the judges. The perfect score in a beauty pageant, sporting event, or other judged competition. Being the fiercest queen. The ultimate kiki. Popularized in the film "Paris Is Burning" / 1980's NYC "voguing balls".

Brenda Extravaganza is giving you ghetto realness. 10. 10. 10. 10. Tens across the board!

Tens Across The Board by mralexgray August 25, 2013

you are in the past tense 

Another way of saying "you're history" before killing them or ruining thier lives.

Don't push that button! PLEASE!



You are in the past tense, bub.

you are in the past tense by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

In The Past Tense

To kill or end something completely, typically in a very absolute and forceful way.

When that burglar broke into my house last week, the ol' 1911 put him in the past tense.

In The Past Tense by Exhausted Sigh November 30, 2021

tensley the stalker 

Usually a fat gay male who stalks men and only knows basics of engineering as he’s lost his job at Honeywell for child porn on his phone. Known to sink his life savings into rostering corvettes to pick up the kiddies. Known to steal, obese, smokes meth in his garage.

There’s Tensley the stalker in his garage looking at the kids twisting a bowl of meth. Commonly southern

tensley the stalker by Sharon Jane MartinWeaverBr0wn December 27, 2024

tensley the fag 

A child porn possessor who steals from cars and runs child sex rings

tensley the fag’s uncle got set on fire in Vietnam

tensley the fag by MrYellowTeeth47 December 27, 2024