Jake The Muss 

A infamous NZ quote from the Movie Once were warriors

When someone gets really angry beyond control and wants to give someone a good beating.

NZ Slang for Domestic Violence

Once Were Warriors movie the infamous "Cook me some damn eggs woman" scene and jake heke proceeds to beat his wife after she refused.

This is known as "Jake the muss"

Jake The Muss by kevmannz January 3, 2010

Marinate the Mussolini 

The act of leaving your penis inside a woman after intercourse, while you both sleep. Having been marinating inside the woman for several hours the end product will look similar to Benito Mussolini, old and wrinkly. Use in the spooning position for best results.

Tonight babe, I want to try to marinate the Mussolini, you in? I mean... am I in?

Marinate the Mussolini by RootsofWar November 22, 2011

the mussons

A disease that affects those with girlfrinds, however is only affects 1 in 6. Symptoms include phantom stomach pain sulking in the corner and using a whiny moapy voice when talking to the mentioned girlfriend.

Dan can't come camping this weekend because he has the mussons.

Why is he acting so weird, oh he has the mussins.

the mussons by corben dallas 44 May 1, 2009

The Musselman Choke

When you are at a restaurant and everyone is waiting to order you claim you are going to order something, when the waiter actually takes your order you choke under the pressure and order the same thing as the guy before you.

An example of somebody pulling The Musselman Choke is:

Person 1:i think i will get the waffles

Person 2: I'm gonna get pancakes

Waiter: what could i get you guys?

Person 1: can i get the pancakes

Waiter: and for you?

Person 2: uhhh can i get the pancakes, too

Person 1: Dude, you just pulled The Musselman Choke

The Musselman Choke by Hunger Striker July 8, 2011