Definitions by RootsofWar

facetime teabagging 

The art of standing over an iPhone nude, with an active Facetime connection with another party, while slowly squatting over the camera. This simulates the act of teabagging.

The next person who facetimes me without telling me first is going to get a surprise facetime teabagging.

facetime teabagging by RootsofWar July 29, 2012

Skeet Spaces 

The pauses during ejaculation for the bulbospongiosus muscle to rest between contractions.

The longer I hold my skeet spaces, the farther I can shoot.

Skeet Spaces by RootsofWar February 4, 2012

AIDS Stick 

a black man's penis

I can't watch a porno with an AIDS stick in the scene.

AIDS Stick by RootsofWar February 4, 2012

Marinate the Mussolini 

The act of leaving your penis inside a woman after intercourse, while you both sleep. Having been marinating inside the woman for several hours the end product will look similar to Benito Mussolini, old and wrinkly. Use in the spooning position for best results.

Tonight babe, I want to try to marinate the Mussolini, you in? I mean... am I in?

Marinate the Mussolini by RootsofWar November 22, 2011

Plan B Toilet Paper 

A fallback plan for running out of toilet paper, which involves taking an unscheduled shower to prevent dingleberries or racing tracks.

Dude, this Plan B Toilet Paper is getting old. If you kill the toilet paper, buy some more!

Plan B Toilet Paper by RootsofWar November 18, 2011

Tip Dipping 

Refers to when a man sits on a toilet and the tip of his penis dips into the toilet water. Usually affects gentlemen with large members or who use toilets with a high water level.

I think I got AIDS from tip dipping.

Tip Dipping by RootsofWar November 18, 2011

nose salsa 

Refers to the chunky multi-colored, but mostly red, mucus that comes after a nose bleed.

I swear to god Frank, if you flick that nose salsa at me, I will shit on your desk.

nose salsa by RootsofWar November 15, 2011