RootsofWar's definitions

The Lunch Sniff

"The Lunch Sniff" is the act of smelling one's chair when they walk away, this determining the digested remnants of the person's lunch or other past meals. Use a padded chair for best results.

I bet Mike had the roast beef, but I can't be certain without "The Lunch Sniff".

by RootsofWar October 26, 2010

facetime teabagging

The art of standing over an iPhone nude, with an active Facetime connection with another party, while slowly squatting over the camera. This simulates the act of teabagging.

The next person who facetimes me without telling me first is going to get a surprise facetime teabagging.

by RootsofWar July 29, 2012

Plan B Toilet Paper

A fallback plan for running out of toilet paper, which involves taking an unscheduled shower to prevent dingleberries or racing tracks.

Dude, this Plan B Toilet Paper is getting old. If you kill the toilet paper, buy some more!

by RootsofWar November 18, 2011

Tip Dipping

Refers to when a man sits on a toilet and the tip of his penis dips into the toilet water. Usually affects gentlemen with large members or who use toilets with a high water level.

I think I got AIDS from tip dipping.

by RootsofWar November 18, 2011

Skeet Spaces

The pauses during ejaculation for the bulbospongiosus muscle to rest between contractions.

The longer I hold my skeet spaces, the farther I can shoot.

by RootsofWar February 4, 2012

nose salsa

Refers to the chunky multi-colored, but mostly red, mucus that comes after a nose bleed.

I swear to god Frank, if you flick that nose salsa at me, I will shit on your desk.

by RootsofWar November 15, 2011

AIDS Stick

a black man's penis

I can't watch a porno with an AIDS stick in the scene.

by RootsofWar February 4, 2012