The Erection-Electron Theory 

When electrons get excited, they jump electron energy levels (n=1 to 2, 3, 4, etc.) The only way they can come back down the energy levels is to release energy in the form of photons of light.
Likewise, when a male becomes excited (and thus has an erection), the only way to make the penis come back down energy levels is to release energy in the form of sperm.
Hence, the Erection-Electron Theory explains the correlation between scientific theory and everyday practices.

Wow! The Erection-Electron Theory explains everything that is wrong in the world!

The Erection-Electron Theory by nykfn20 January 24, 2009

The Erection of Gru 

Gru has never gotten an erection (even during the act of stuffing), but it is prophesied in the scriptures that when he does, a shockwave will be sent across the earth, a cataclysmic event.

The moment the erection of Gru started, everyone knew the world as they knew it was over.

The Erection of Gru by Fiishy December 15, 2021

the tallahassee erection 

what you see while heading towards downtown tallahassee, florida from the governor's square mall. the new capital building, then the 2 small round buildings on both sides. therefore, looking similar to an erect penis.

coming up the road, the tallahassee erection is in sight..

the tallahassee erection by QUACKKKaNole March 9, 2011

The Cheatwood Erection 

The most advanced stage of erections. The stiffest and hardest to be exact. Only during a heighten stage of a fully developed erection will The Cheatwood Erection be reached.

How hot was that girl you fucked last night?

Man I was so hard I had The Cheatwood Erection going on.

The Cheatwood Erection by Tent Condom September 25, 2008

Get a perfect erection at the time of physical intimacy 

Get a perfect erection at the time of physical intimacy
Cenforce contains an active ingredient Sildenafil 100 mg. It works by inhibiting the role of the PDE-5 enzyme. The role of cGMP increases which further relaxes the smooth muscles thereby pushing an ample amount of blood towards the penis. In the end, you are able to get a perfect erection at the time of physical intimacy.
A man named David was very sexually active. But at the time of intercourse, his penis used to become soft. Due to this, he was not able to have satisfactory sex with his partner. He consulted a physician for this problem. His physician recommended him to take Aurogra 100 mg. He was amazed after using this medicine as his problem of soft erection vanished away soon after introducing this medicine in his life. Now he and his partner both are fully satisfied with their sexual life.

Get a perfect erection at the time of physical intimacy

Get a perfect erection at the time of physical intimacy by ysmeds August 1, 2020

This erection is about the people. 

The Freudian slip that defines the election campaign of Herschel Walker proving head trauma is the ultimate truth serum.

“This election is about more than Herschel Walker. This erection is about the people.” — a direct quote from the candidate HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!

This erection is about the people. by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 23, 2022

I WON THE ELECTION 

The diarrhetic mouth ejaculate of a lifelong loser and sociopath who will never know true love or happiness.

Donald Trump: "I WON THE ELECTION!"

I WON THE ELECTION by millstone November 17, 2020