Coco the clobber 

Coco the clobber is a major celebrity in ireland.
Hes so lana del Rey euphoria core
Hell clobber ya behind lidl
Hes literally so dainty and petite
Hed put the entire euphoria cast to shame ngl x

"hey, guess who I just saw!"
"Omg who"
"Coco the clobber, he was getting active behind tesco"

Coco the clobber by Urbandicc1 February 8, 2023

clobberin the gorilla 

Masturbation. Spanking the hank. Petting the Porcupine. Choking the Chicken.

Kid: Mommy grandpa's clobberin the gorilla in the bathroom and I have to use it now

Mom: Just wait a minute

*Screaming from a distance*

Grandpa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

clobberin the gorilla by Seymour Tihts May 17, 2006

clobber the kleenex 

to jack off into a kleenex.

stop gazing at me and go clobber the kleenex asshole!

clobber the kleenex by Jenna April 5, 2003

clobber the clown 

male masturbation; a handjob

"I stuck my head in and caught him clobberin his clown."

clobber the clown by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

clobber the kleenex 

Having a sexual affair with klenex brand tissue.

clobber the kleenex by Scotty May 21, 2003

clobber the skank 

To “clobber the skank” one must be doggy style and find the closest heavy object to wack the skank over the head and while they are unconscious place said object in skanks butthole.

quickly put your clothes on and leave never to be seen again.

I found out my ex was cheating on me and I couldn’t help but clobber the skank with a flashlight from her night stand ! I turned it on and shut off the lights after I got my clothes back on so I could see my excape route!

clobber the skank by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself October 27, 2018

Clobber the calamari

To engage in male masturbation with a very aggressive stroke

Billy went into his room to "Clobber the calamari" after inadvertently walking in on his parents during a bout of intense lovemaking.

Clobber the calamari by magnolia_mikey April 4, 2009