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To engage in male masturbation with a very aggressive stroke
Billy went into his room to "Clobber the calamari" after inadvertently walking in on his parents during a bout of intense lovemaking.
by magnolia_mikey April 04, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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