clobber the kleenex

to jack off into a kleenex.
stop gazing at me and go clobber the kleenex asshole!
by Jenna April 06, 2003
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clobber the kleenex

Having a sexual affair with klenex brand tissue.
by Scotty May 21, 2003
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