by ConfessionsFromTheOffice January 30, 2017
by Amanda231 April 8, 2006
by Ace Phillips November 4, 2020
It was my birthday last night so Natasha gave me one of them presidential blowjobs. Walked funny for a bit though.
by captainsalsa April 25, 2007
An act of disrespect or initiation technique. You choose a guy that you totally hate, or someone who really wants to be part of your group of friends. In the middle of the night, he must be bound to his bed and gagged without his knowing. All of this is happening to him by at least three guys wearing suits -- minus any form of pants -- and different president masks on the faces of each. Then, the presidents proceed to fadonk the victim until they decide they're done...something that person will remember for the rest of his life.
Brander: "Dude, I think I got fadonked by five presidents last night in my bed, but I hope it was a dream..."
Mikey: "Actually, I heard some people planning a Presidential Smackdown for someone, so it definitely wasn't a dream...I'm sorry man."
Mikey: "Actually, I heard some people planning a Presidential Smackdown for someone, so it definitely wasn't a dream...I'm sorry man."
by B-RAM April 20, 2007
Ace: Did you watch the Presidential Debate? Via: Yes. It was the best circus show I've seen since 89. Two elephants, too!
by diarrhea dog November 4, 2020
The sitting president reaches and a gropes his nuts many times at the oval office. A little scratchy whatchy. Over time if the sitting president keeps scratching his nuts he will develop a fungus, which first starts on the copper pen, which the president uses to sign his bills and the law. Instead the president creates a new mutant strain of virus that looks like a walking nut sack. This virus spreads to every president to touch the pen and is infected with the "Presidential Aids"
by Dj Nuts September 11, 2020